Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Are You Using a BOB-Britax Jogging Stroller? Rethink That.

Basically, they're apparently fucking dangerous, with hundreds of injuries as they have a tendency for the front wheel to fall off. Normally, that would be the stuff of a safety recall by the Consumer Products Safety Commission.

Not in the World of Trump. So if you or a relative is using one of those things, you're on your own.

By the way, if you like eating pork, you might want to rethink that. Trump's going to let the pork industry police itself. Because what can go wrong?

There was a time when Republicans cared about food safety and not allowing companies to blithely sell adulterated and contaminated food and medicine. But those days have been over for about 110 years.

2 comments:

Deadstick said...

The front fell off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

Dr Roy Tam said...

Fun fact: China has a pork reserve of somewhere around a billion pounds or so. Smart guys.