Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, December 31, 2018

No Doubt That the Two Steves (Bannon and Miller) Sleep With One

The "Trumpy Bear":


The version in which the Trumpy Bear is wrapped in a Russian flag will probably be a bit pricey.

9 comments:

commoncents said...

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Sdv1949 said...

Wait, did you just homo-shame them? That's not very tolerant.

Dark Avenger said...

Uh, no, her statement assumes they’re sleeping with the bear, like little children do with their dolls.

CenterPuke88 said...

IDK, DA, I could see Bannon doing more to that bear than sleeping, but several was suggesting the implication that the two Steve’s slept together with on bear. Of course, then we might be “plushie” shaming them. And, yes, plushophilia is really a thing...

I was disappointed to not find a photoshopped picture of the bear with a Russian flag with a web search...someone slipped up.

Eck! said...

Its a terrible thing to do to a bear saddling him with that hair and tie.


Eck!

Comrade Misfit said...

Sdv, you may need some help. As DA said, sleeping with stuffed animals is what kids do. If you thought otherwise, that's on you.

Also, draping Old Glory around the Trumpy Bear, especially when it touches the ground, likely counts as desecration. But that's how Wingnuts are. Drag it on the ground, that's OK. Take a knee: Horrors.

0_0 said...

Trumpy Bears have been out for a couple of years; why now?

Comrade Misfit said...

0_0, why not? I write about stuff when I feel like it.

0_0 said...

ok
It's that I endured many commercials two years ago but none lately.