Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, September 9, 2018

L'Shanah Tovah

May your name be written in the Book of Life and sealed for a good and sweet year.
Posted by on or about 19:42

7 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

אַ גוט געבענטשט יאָר

9/09/2018 7:57 PM
Dark Avenger said...

馬澤爾托夫

9/09/2018 8:09 PM
Z@X said...

Blessings back at ya



9/09/2018 9:43 PM
Deadstick said...

A good year to you too, Comrade.

9/10/2018 7:39 AM
3383 said...

Thank you; and you also.

9/10/2018 9:21 AM
Eck! said...

Good wishes and Blessings be upon you as well.


Eck!

9/10/2018 1:34 PM
Mike R said...

Good wishes for a peaceful and fulfilling year to you comrade

9/10/2018 7:07 PM

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