Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, September 23, 2018

September

100 years ago this month, the Meuse-Argonne Campaign got underway. It was the largest battle in American military history and the costliest. In less than seven weeks, half as many Americans would die as who died in the Vietnam War.

Also 100 years ago, the second wave of the Spanish Flu gathered steam. Worldwide, the pandemic killed far more people than did the First World War.

80 years ago, the Great New England Hurricane struck Long Island and New England. Much of the woodlands of southern New England were, at the time, white pine. The hurricane blew most of them down. Federally-funded logging salvaged the timber. The hardwood trees, which survived, repopulated the forests. The fall foliage tourism would not have happened absent the Great Hurricane of 1938.

74 years ago, the Battle of the Hurtgen Forest began. It's considered the longest single battle in U.S. Army history and was widely considered at the time to be a meatgrinder. Historians have come to regard the battle as a defeat for the Army. On the other hand, the success of the Germans may have emboldened Hitler to order the Battle of the Ardennes, which didn't end so well for them (and which ended the Luftwaffe as an effective force).

40 years ago, "September" was released by Earth, Wind and Fire:

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