Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 28, 2018

F-35 Turkey News

The United States used an F-35 jet against a Taliban target in Afghanistan earlier on Thursday, marking the first U.S. combat use of the stealthy plane, a U.S. official said.
Since it was a Navy jet, here are some signals:
Bravo Foxtrot Delta

Dropping bombs on a defenseless target is as much a combat mission as going deer hunting is being in a gunfight.

The Bush-Obama-Trump Forever War goes on...

5 comments:

J4rh34d said...

Bravo model. Belongs to the crayon eaters, VMFA-211, not Navy. Had Lt. Col. C.K. ‘Otis’ Raible written under the cockpit. Raible was one of two Marines killed in a Taliban attack on Camp Bastion in 2012 and former C.O. of VMFA-211.

CenterPuke88 said...

Same type that just crashed in South Carolina...running score is 1 active mission, 1 active crash...

Sikhandtake said...

All the defenses of this plane I've read/seen say its inability to outrun, outclimb, or out maneuver its potential opponents doesn't matter, because dogfighting is a thing of the past. Wasn't that notion disproven several decades ago, when the F4 was sent out without cannons to back up its missiles?

CenterPuke88 said...

One of the biggest problems with that argument has always been that we often don’t allow shooting without ID (for pretty good reason, until we’re into an all out war)...to get ID you often need visual range...get to visual range, it’s dogfight missiles or guns.

In a potentially hostile confrontation with an unidentified (potential) opponent, the Turkey II is a sitting duck (to mix metaphors), whereas in an identified hostile situation it will likely perform perfectly acceptably. It must also be noted that the venerable Sidewinder, even as the X mode, is not the best dogfight middle anymore, not helping the 35’s cause.

0_0 said...

As you know, J4rh34d, the Marines are part of the Department of the Navy.

The Men's Department, if you must, but still.