Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Saturday, September 1, 2018


One of the things that has sort of enraged me over the last week is reading wingnut blogs which have referred to the late Sen McCain as "Songbird".

That is nothing more than a right-wing insult, made by people who have not an iota of McCain's character and grit. It's an insult from people who are sitting in comfortable chairs and who largely have never suffered any serious physical discomfort in their lives. They certainly didn't spend five years in a Commie prison, being ill-fed, mistreated and tortured.

So McCain broke under torture. Everybody does. Unless you, personally, have experienced being tortured by North Vietnamese sadists, you have no right to judge McCain.

Therefore, if you're one of the legions of right-wing trolls who have called McCain "Songbird", you should be ashamed of yourselves.

And if you are not ashamed of yourself for that, then go fuck yourself, your horse, your parents, your ancestors back ten generations, and anyone who looks like you. For you are a disgusting lump of sentient protoplasm.

In conclusion: Go fuck yourself.


Deadstick said...


CenterPuke88 said...

Agreed...FYI, first sentence “Songird” should read “Songbird”.

The average Conservative should feel sick to their stomach at the hijacking of the Republican Party...the problem, is few seem to be. I must conclude that racism runs deeper than even I think, and I’ve come pretty far around on that in the last 25 years.

Marc said...

I agree with the sentiment, but I object to the part about the horse - the horse didn't have any choice in the matter - so is blameless and should be spared the indignity.

Leo Knight said...

If they can call him "Songbird," do we get to call them "chickenhawks?" Asking for a friend.

Comrade Misfit said...

Leo, yes. Those who dodged the draft (or who chose mot to serve) and who keep avocating for our nation to go to war for one reason ir another are Chickenhawks.

Comrade Misfit said...

Marc, it’s a figure of speech. Most of them don’t have horses, They can go fuck their dirt-free SUVs.

Deadstick said...

"their dirt-free SUVs"

Comrade, I know the ones you mean. They drive their shiny truck or SUV to Home Depot and have their stuff delivered so the truck won't get dirty.

Eck! said...

If the truck isn't dirty, ya ain't using it right, or more likely you are a faker.
For most I see, faker seems accurate.

I haven't heard chickenhawk in years. I can't be bothered with it as its mostly
a bunch of 5 year olds in the park. If that is where we are its a sad state
and shame on those that claim to be adults and in power.


JustMusing said...

Did a tour in 'Nam 66 to 67. Those chicken Hawks would run for their Mama's at the first sign of trouble, but not John. He set the bar higher than most us will be able to ever grasp .

BadTux said...

I had a lot of criticisms of McCain's politics. But attacking his service is disgusting and unpatriotic. These Republican dimwits are showing just how well they support our troops -- i.e., lip service only, and not much at that.

OldAFSarge said...

Amen Comrade. Well said!