Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Trump's Dain Bramage Reasserts Itself

Speaking in triumphal terms, Trump approached his address to the world body as something of an annual report to the world on his country’s progress since his inauguration. He showcased strong economic numbers, declared that the U.S. military is “more powerful than it has ever been before” and crowed that in “less than two years, my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country.”
That statement is so laughable as to be an indication of brain damage. It does not even bear refuting, for that would give credence to his puffery.

Now Trump says that was intentional. Even though, at the time, he was clearly taken aback by the response. But that's OK, for Trump lies as effortlessly as a dog licking his balls.

Meanwhile, Kavanaugh claimed that he was too busy going to church each Sunday to sexually assault girls. Right. All those priests who molested kids were also going to church every Sunday and probably on other days, as well.

3 comments:

bearsense said...

I'm sure Franklin Delano Roosevelt and Lyndon Johnson are scratching their heads and muttering "huh?"

Comrade Misfit said...

Not to mention Eisenhower (ICBMs and the interstate highway system) or Wilson (went from a token army to sending two million soldiers to Europe), Washington (kept the new country together) or Lincoln (created the largest army and navy in the world, crushed the Rebellion of the Slave-Owners), or Theodore Roosevelt(two-ocean navy, USDA and FDA to ensure that Americans weren't injecting poison as food and medicine, began breaking up monopolies).

I thought Republicans said Reagan won the Cold War. That's not beanbag.

Trump is a legend in his own febrile mind.

CenterPuke88 said...

Attendance at a religious service is hardly a good alibi against sexual assault. It’s a better descriptor of a high risk activity these days.