Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Hurricanes

The "cone of uncertainty" for Hurricane Florence is looking like a soda straw:


Florence is a cat 4/5 storm. The weather talking heads are saying that there is a strong high over the Northeast, which is blocking Florence from turning north and following the coast.

If you're in the coastal areas in the path of Florence, you probably should have already headed for Alabama. If it stalls out soon after it makes landfall, it could be nasty all the way to Appalachia.

Meanwhile, five thousand miles to the west, Hurricane Olivia is drawing a bead on Honolulu:

Click on either image to enlarge

Olivia is a lot weaker, a weak cat 1, so coverage on the networks is a lot less focused.

Should either storm have the potential for affecting you, be safe. But be sensible.

I was living in the Boston area when Hurricane Bob was tracking towards there. I was at a grocery store, buying a few supplies. There was someone behind of me in line with a cartload of frozen food. I looked at the shopped and said: "Wow, you've got a lot of food, there."

Shopper: "There's a hurricane coming."

Me: "What are you going to do with all that frozen stuff if the power goes out?"

The shopper looked at me, looked at the contents of the cart, and then wheeled it right out of line.

Moral: Be ready, but think of what you're doing.

3 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

got any Navy hurricane stories?

Eck! said...

The rules are simple:

Shelter,
Warmth,
Water,
Food,

If where you are can't do that get the heck out of there.

Eck!

Comrade Misfit said...

NJT,

Yes, I do. It's an old post.