Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 14, 2018

Dumb Force One

Some suggestions from The Late Show for Trump's new paint job.



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5 comments:

B said...

That's pretty funny.

7/14/2018 4:47 PM
B P said...

I would not put the eagle one past him.

7/14/2018 9:04 PM
Mark Rossmore said...

Ugh. I think it's all part of his long game. Repaint the plane some tacky color now, and twenty years from now, after he's worm food, every time we see Air Force One we'll still be thinking of his awful "brand".

7/14/2018 9:08 PM
Anonymous said...

Rule #1 y'all. And sophomoric. I'll be back for my jet noise, thank you.

7/14/2018 10:08 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Anon 7/14 @ 9:08 PM:

There’s only one arbiter of the rules on this blog.

Hint: It isn’t you.

7/15/2018 10:55 PM

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