Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Pi Day


Stephen Hawking has died. It'd be superfluous for me to write about him, as I trust that you are familiar with who he was, the briliance of his mind, and the fact that in spite of having a debilitating medical condition, he never gave up an inch to it. We have truly lost one of the great men of our time.
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Anonymous said...

Einstein was born on March 14. Stephen Hawking died on March 14. 3.14 pi. I doubt that the coincidence is anything other than coincidence but one never really knows.

Jill

3/14/2018 10:26 AM
Deadstick said...

He never got the Nobel, because Hawking radiation hasn't been observed yet. And now he never will, because it isn't granted posthumously...

3/14/2018 3:35 PM

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