Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 6, 2017

His Fastball Isn't Much, But He Throws a Great Sinker

7 comments:

DTWND said...: He'll still be able to breathe after a Gatorade shower, and during it.

Dale; 10/06/2017 10:08 AM
Tod Germanica said...: This guy played for the Athletics, mondo weird. Has a special ambidextrous glove. He must inform the umpire as to which hand he'll be using. He got jumped on a lot. Probably do well away from the A's, farm team for the Yankees, Dodgers, Angels. Athletics fan on opening day, "just wait until next year".; 10/06/2017 10:27 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: Tod, did you miss the headline?; 10/06/2017 8:03 PM
Tod Germanica said...: Via Wikipedia: After attending Creighton University, Venditte was drafted by the New York Yankees in 2008. He signed with the Oakland Athletics as a free agent before the 2015 season, and made his Major League Baseball (MLB) debut that year.; 10/06/2017 8:48 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Go look, again, at the very first word of the headline.; 10/06/2017 10:07 PM
Tod Germanica said...: Oh, like in Water World.; 10/07/2017 12:56 AM
Tod Germanica said...: Blown Save: (Voice of Gabby Hayes)
"Well I knowed that, dat blame it, didn't I see that there tank they set up at tha Coliseum in Fall of '15 so he could swim around between innings? Kids these days"; 10/10/2017 12:58 PM