Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Yes, I Know It's a Commercial

It's still funny.

3 comments:

OldAFSarge said...

Hahaha!

Love it.

deadstick said...

Exquisite.

BadTux said...

Let's see: Cat on laptop computer you're trying to use, check.
Cat on book you're trying to read, check.
Cat on clean laundry, check.
Cat in favorite chair, check.
Cat unwinding your toilet paper, check.
Cat trying to get your attention and grab you with his paw to feed him, check.

Yep, it's got cats in it!