Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Bambi Strikes Back!

In an unprecedented finding, researchers spotted a deer chewing on a human rib during a study aimed at examining how human remains decompose in the wild.

4 comments:

montag said...

What kind of sauce to the deer put on their ribs?

CenterPuke88 said...

Well, pork ribs call for BBQ sauce, not sure why long pig would be any different.

Ten Bears said...

Sixty years a multi-generational deer (and elk, bear, boar and birds) hunter, I find this dubious at best. It could licking salt or calcium, or moisture, but eating flesh? When I see it verified at Oregon State Forestry...

I have heard that done right proto-humans do taste just like pork, but man-o-man think of all the chemicals, the hormones, the drugs. It would poison a Human Being.

dinthebeast said...

There have been videos of deer eating birds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQOQdBLHrLk

Deer can be kinda weird at times.

-Doug in Oakland