Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

That Shit Can Kill You

One person is dead and nine others were hospitalized after they contracted botulism from eating contaminated nacho cheese sauce at a gas station outside of Sacramento, California, state and local officials said.
Eating at a gas station, should, as a general rule, only be considered when the alternative is actual starvation.

4 comments:

Dark Avenger said...

Botulism can only occurs in anaerobic conditions, i.e., during the canning process. The gas station is as much a victim here as anyone who ate the stuff.

This is from your friendly neighborhood Eurasian biologist.


Ten Bears said...

Eating what is at a gas station, as a general rule, is of so little nutritional value it contributes to actual starvation.

dinthebeast said...

When I drove a delivery truck I occasionally ate a few of the fifty-cent hamburgers at the AM/PM in Half-Moon Bay, but that was in the mid-nineties...

-Doug in Oakland

B said...

The cheese itself creates the anaerobic conditions.

Heat or acidity is the only real defense.