Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Saturday, May 13, 2017


Chip and a "no" bottle.

Water bottles are so cheaply made these days that they aren't much better than balloons. So take the cap and drive a pin through the center, being careful to have the pin at a 90-deg angle from the surface of the cap. Fill the bottle with water and then check to make sure the stream is centered.

1 comment:

wolfbitch said...

I sort of do the same with my water bottles. About once every 2 - 3 months, I'll buy a "real" bottle of Poland Spring. But then afterwards, I fill it with tap water (NOTE: I do have good tap water, not the Flint version, those poor people) and rinse/repeat until it springs a leak.

When I saw the "NO" on the bottle though, I actually thought it was a note for Chip and that he was being an obedient cat, although those 2 words rarely go together.

I also figured Chip could read, which I always believed was a secret super power all cats have.