Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, May 15, 2017

Like Client, Like Lawyer

Trump's lawyer tweeted out rather racy photos of his own daughter, the kind of photos that, back in the day, would have send most male sailors to their bunks.

This is about one or two steps below the fact that Trump would like to bang his daughter.

2 comments:

B said...

You do know the difference between a comedy show's hyperbole and reality, don't you?


Keaaukane said...

I believe that CM does. Trump doesn't.

PS: Please try to spin Trump's giving away super secret information to the Russians, please. I get some bitter amusement in watching you turn into a pretzel.