Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, May 19, 2017

Goombye, Carlos Danger

Former congressman Anthony Weiner, whose penchant for sexting strangers online ended his political career and led to an investigation that upended the presidential race, will appear in federal court Friday to plead guilty to charges in connection with his online communications with a 15-year-old girl in North Carolina, officials said.

A law enforcement official said Weiner has agreed to plead guilty to a charge of transferring obscene material to a minor.
Don't let the cell door hit you in the ass, Tony.

UPDATE: About fucking time, Huma.

2 comments:

D. said...

Also, he had to drop out of the New York City mayoral race. (Which is, in the main scheme of things, small potatoes.)

If it were not for smartphones, he'd have to jump out of bushes and expose himself. (And would have been caught sooner.)

Casglwr said...

>"If it were not for smartphones, he'd have to jump out >of bushes and expose himself. "

Years & years ago, while cycling through a local park, I came across a poloroid of a naked man thumbtacked to a tree on the side of the path.
I looked across the other side of the road, but didnt see any sign of the fellow, although in retrospect, he would have likely been far enough back to need binoculars or a telephoto lens to clearly see faces.