Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Caturday

They call this "cat shaming", which is an untruth.

Cats have no shame about such things.

And they can't read.

8 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...: Does he lick the bags too? There is supposedly a residue on most plastic that some cats like, so they lick and chew plastic. That's what our twin of Chip does, but we keep the bread in the bread box, so he goes for everything else.; 5/27/2017 10:09 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: No, he ignores the bags themselves. He rips them open to get to the bread.; 5/27/2017 10:30 AM
New Jovian Thunderbolt said...: They pretend they can't read.; 5/27/2017 10:41 AM
Ten Bears said...: Cats are proof aliens visited us in the past, left here to keep an eye on us.; 5/27/2017 1:36 PM
wolfbitch said...: Cats can so read, and they love signs, especially the kind of signs that are trying to make them out as having done something naughty.

Why?

Because not only do they know they've been naughty, they delight in having been naughty. And having gotten away with it..... AGAIN.

They are not civilized beings, and they evolved on another planet.

And all these are just a few of the reasons I love them, especially the one who lives with me now.; 5/27/2017 3:41 PM
Eck! said...: There is only one solution.

Put the cat in the bread box. First you have to have a bread box.
If that fails then put the bread in the box.

He's carb loading for a 100k dash!

Eck!; 5/27/2017 8:49 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: At least they haven't evolved opposable thumbs.; 5/27/2017 9:18 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: Have you seen the milk commercial? I have this sneaking suspicion I found it here before, but just in case:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_GSuH6LYMho; 5/27/2017 11:00 PM