Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 6, 2017

Only the Trumpanzees Were Ever Fooled By That Promise

Donald Trump's team and GOP House lawmakers are working on a plan to build the president-elect's proposed wall along the U.S.-Mexico border using American tax dollars, according to multiple reports.

CNN reported Thursday that Republican leaders hope to fund the wall project through the appropriations process as early as April, citing House GOP officials.
Trump now thinks that he can get Mexico to pay for the Great Wall of Trump, later. Which is about as likely to happen as Trump paying for those pianos.

2 comments:

B said...

All the materials exist...all we have to do is collect them.

See, On election night, 62 million liberal Hillary supporters shit a brick....

dinthebeast said...

See, to get the Republican congress to approve any spending on his walldoggle, he's gonna have to agree on the same dollar amount in cuts to the budget. That's how they roll. Us. That's how they roll us.

-Doug in Oakland