Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Happy New Year; Caturday Edition



Chip and I wish you all a safe, sane, healthy and prosperous New Year!
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5 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Thank you kindly, same to you, and Chip looks adorable in that picture.

-Doug in Oakland

1/01/2017 2:04 AM
w3ski said...

I wish you the happiest of New Years, despite the dark of the times.
We have 2 new furr babies here, once strays from another town. They now rule the house as is their right. They bring me joy both day and night.
We are hunkered down for a coming storm, well stocked and as comfortable as can be. The colder it gets the more the cats and dog snuggle closer.
Life here, is great, I wish the same for You.
w3ski

1/01/2017 11:53 AM
wolfbitch said...

Seeing Chip's face in the middle of the Zero in 2017 reminds me of something I read over the weekend: If you draw a circle on the floor, or make one with tape, your cat will likely come and sit in the middle of it. Nobody quite knows why unless it's the cat feeling more secure.

There, that's my first and likely only fact of the year learned. "Likely only," since the Cheeto Trumpeteer is now President. *gags*

Happy New Year to all the Earth-Bound Misfits and vague comrades!

1/01/2017 2:32 PM
Anonymous said...

Happy New Year to you and Chip from my wife Patricia and myself and our 4 fat cats.

One of the few good things in 2016 is finding your blog. We enjoy your tough opinions on the news of the day.

It will help us get through the unknown unknowns of the coming year with Twitler in charge.

Jack the Cold Warrior

1/01/2017 6:44 PM
Robert Fowler said...

Happy new year to you and Chip. From Robert, Naomi, 3 dogs and 3 cats.

1/02/2017 3:14 PM

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