Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, June 9, 2016

In the American Criminal Justice System, There are Two Classes of Defendants:
Rich Fucking Kids, and
Everyone Else



Some things don't change very quickly, as this Onion article from eight years ago demonstrates:
In what local authorities are calling a "near tragedy," Charles Wentworth, a 17-year-old Rutgers Preparatory senior and member of the affluent Wentworth family, came perilously close to suffering a consequence resulting from his own wrongdoing Saturday.

2 comments:

montag said...

I got a chuckle out of seeing my alma mater mentioned in the Onion. The best anyone drove in my class was a new 67 GTO.

Dean Weingarten said...

Your categories are far too exclusive. There is special treatment for:

Police
Politicians
Attorneys
Judges
Media
and the Rich

The most special are rich politicians that own media, such as Mayor Bloomberg.

Then there are everyone else.