Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, May 5, 2016

Historic Times

The rate to mail a first-class letter dropped last month by two cents. The last time that the first-class rate went down was 1919.

(Maybe you were thinking of the upcoming "unpopularity contest", perhaps?)
Posted by on or about 17:30

2 comments:

dinthebeast said...

So what do I do with my book of "forever" stamps? Give away two extra cents every time I want someone to deliver a letter to the other side of the country in two days? [end snark]

-Doug in Oakland

5/06/2016 3:09 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Buy some $0.46 forever stamps. Or don't sweat the point that, for your book of stamps, you're out less than half-a-buck.

5/06/2016 8:17 AM

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