Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, April 25, 2016

"We're the Treasury Department and Yes, We're That Incompetent."

Because redesigning a piece of paper in anything less than four years is hard.


We should cut them some slack; they're too busy papering over the financial crimes of the oligarchy.

5 comments:

Murphy's Law said...

I hope when Trump gets to be President, he just puts Andrew Jackson on ALL of the money. That'll fix the whiners.

Comrade Misfit said...

He'll put his face on all of the money.

Snowdog said...

Well our money is slowly turning into monopoly money anyway, so might as well put President Moneybags on the bills.

Paul W said...

this is a thing about 1) doing things by committee 2) awareness of how people can get pissed off by any gesture of "political correctness" 3) unwillingness by administrators/managers to put their ass on the line.

it's not a government thing: it's a middle management thing.

Paul W said...

I've been told they're going to put the villain of Gravity Falls on all the moneys.