Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, April 29, 2016

Listen to Hutch for a Bit


Sort of suggested by the Bangor P.D., which ends their posts with variations of this:
The men and women of the Bangor, Maine Police Department urge folks to keep your hands to yourself, leave other people's things alone and try to be kind to one another.
Which is pretty damn good advice. Even if you're far away from Bangor.

2 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Amusing stuff, and seems to work quite well for them. It's disappointing you can't read more without a Facebook account, but I ain't going there. Our local PD has taken to Twitter, and posts the three or four locations for speed enforcement each day. It's pretty popular, but doesn't hurt their ticket issuance one bit. It does however raise their profile and let them put out other tweets on things they need help on or want to get the word out about to a larger audience.

D. said...

Not bad as a general rule; one could do worse.