Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, April 21, 2016

That's All We're Going to Hear About for the Rest of Today

Prince is dead.
Posted by on or about 13:55
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3 comments:

Deadstick said...

Well, it's no more depressing than all Trump all the time...

4/21/2016 2:21 PM
Murphy's Law said...

Sorry. Too busy mourning Chyna to notice. Besides, I thought Prince died years ago.

4/21/2016 8:19 PM
BadTux said...

Yep, agree with Deadstick. At least it drove Trump out of the news for a news cycle. Wasn't really a fan of the man or his music, but hell. Prince is dead, and Ted Nugent is still alive and kicking. If you ever wanted evidence that there is no God, or if there is, he's a flaming asshole, there ya go.

4/22/2016 1:04 PM

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