Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, April 3, 2016

No, Donald, They're Not Your Property

Donald Trump on Sunday called for John Kasich to drop out of the Republican presidential race, arguing that the Ohio governor shouldn't be allowed to continue accumulating delegates if he has no chance of becoming the nominee. ... "He doesn't have to run and take my votes," he said.
Trump doesn't have a right to a single vote until it's cast. They're not "his votes" before the voting.

Asswipe.

3 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Get this, drumphy-poo: They're not your votes until actual voters actually vote for you in actual elections. You remind me of the goddamn RIAA talking about all of its money being stolen: that money isn't yours until someone spends it on your shitty products. Until then, it's still their money and they can still do whatever the hell they want with it.

-Doug in Oakland

Cowpoc said...

... and many of those votes will NEVER be his, under ANY circumstances.
Lardhead!

Sevesteen said...

I voted Kasich in the primary--not because I liked Kasich but because it was the choice most likely to fully count as "Not Trump" in Ohio.