Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

America's News Source

No wonder we're so screwed.

(H/T)
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3 comments:

Deadstick said...

I bought a T-shirt in Salzburg that featured some cows dancing on their hind legs in an Alpine pasture, carrying calves in belly pouches. Caption: NO KANGAROOS IN AUSTRIA...

3/02/2016 2:21 PM
The New York Crank said...

Since when does Australia share a border with Slovenia?

And no. that's not a bad joke. It's a critique of bad headline writing.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

3/02/2016 8:48 PM
Deadstick said...

Ummm, that's the joke, Crank.

3/03/2016 9:42 AM

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