Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 13, 2016

Caturday

Jake is enjoying his favorite activity.


He's 20 this year. If he was a human, he'd be in his late 90s.
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3 comments:

B said...

If he is nearly 20 years old then you are doing something right.

Had one that made 18. Then had a stroke, but lived to 19.

They get a bit lethargic at that age.

Treasure him while you have him.

2/13/2016 10:43 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

I am. I had a bit of a scare with him over the last couple months with a persistent bladder infection, but he seems to be past that, now.

Maybe.

Every week with him is a gift.

2/13/2016 10:47 AM
hans said...

my tom made it well past 23... the last year or so I had to puree his food for him or feed him baby food but he kept a good appetite 'til nearly the end which came quietly; one morning he just didn't wake up... it's been over ten years but I still expect to see him when my gaze goes by the hear vent beside my desk

2/13/2016 1:11 PM

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