Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Our Most Excellent Big Brother

The FBI* has a place where they develop and test new ways to use biometrics to spy on you.

They call it, and this is no shit, "The Biometric Center of Excellence".

Indeed. Our Most Excellent Big Brother is working on new and improved ways to make sure that every move you make, outside of your bedroom**, is watched by the FBI,
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* Motto: "A Century of Trashing Your Civil Liberties!"
** And inside it, if you're dumb enough to take your smartphone into your bedroom with you.

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