Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.


ICE MURDERS PEOPLE! DEFUND ICE!

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

But, But, I'd Bring the S'Mores!

A threat was made by a state lawmaker, saying if he were not Christian he would light himself on fire. ... "If I were not a Christian, and didn’t have a prohibition against suicide, I’d walk across the street and douse myself in gasoline and set myself on fire!” Rep. Kevin Calvey said during a heated debate at the Capitol.
Yeah, and if his wife had wheels, she'd be a wagon.

Fucking meaningless threats from a gutless creep.

Oh and Hyperboil McScaredyPants was reacting to a bill that would, get this, raise the pay of state judges.

Go ahead and do it, you mouthy coward. You're just another Christianist wingnut: All hat, no cattle.

3 comments:

ShortWoman said...

So he'd kill himself except that he's afraid of what Jesus will do to him if he does? Seriously?

Is he really depressed, or is this a terrible strawman filled with red herring?

dinthebeast said...

Now he's infringing on MY religious freedom...

-Doug in Oakland

w3ski said...

This person needs some psychiatric help right away or go back to grade school. Adults don't threaten with self harm.
w3ski