Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Caturday

Jake wanted the waitress to bring him something else to eat.


Toughi shitski, I'm not running a cafeteria.

3 comments:

w3ski said...

Our cheapo brand cat food had a giveaway bag of cat treats in it. We mistakenly gave some to one of the cats and now she will sit over a full bowl of regular food and meow for the treats. We kept them on the fridge but she would climb up and knock the package on the ground. Now we have to keep the package in the fridge and now she meows in front of it when she remembers them.
We have created a Monster!
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

I use Fancy Feast dry cat food for cat treats. I pour them into a little treat bottle that once held Pounce cat treats.

The cats regard them as treats and while a small bag of Fancy Feast dry food isn't cheap as cat food, it's a bargain as a source of cat treats.

BadTux said...

That lack of disdain is classic!