Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Caturday

Jake wanted the waitress to bring him something else to eat.


Toughi shitski, I'm not running a cafeteria.

3 comments:

w3ski said...

Our cheapo brand cat food had a giveaway bag of cat treats in it. We mistakenly gave some to one of the cats and now she will sit over a full bowl of regular food and meow for the treats. We kept them on the fridge but she would climb up and knock the package on the ground. Now we have to keep the package in the fridge and now she meows in front of it when she remembers them.
We have created a Monster!
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

I use Fancy Feast dry cat food for cat treats. I pour them into a little treat bottle that once held Pounce cat treats.

The cats regard them as treats and while a small bag of Fancy Feast dry food isn't cheap as cat food, it's a bargain as a source of cat treats.

BadTux said...

That lack of disdain is classic!