Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Happy Hannukah!

Read all about it.

Here are some tunes:

The Dredel Song.

Adam Sandler's Hannukah song (the original appearance) and in concert. Too bad he couldn't work in the Marx brothers.

Candlelight.

Light One Candle.

3 comments:

montag said...

Molotov comrade!

Expatriate Owl said...

Interesting that the price of oil would DECREASE just before Chanukkah, what with the laws of supply and demand.

Everyone have a Happy Hannukah (or however you choose to spell it)!!

Ole Phat Stu said...

Shalom vobiscum! ;-)