Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Chair Force Security

Must be nice.

I can't think of any other service where a flight line security guard would be permitted to stand post while seated in a leather executive swivel chair.

To the Air Force, "roughing it" is having to stay in a three-star hotel.

6 comments:

Old NFO said...: Yep, probably stolen from the maintenance office...; 4/30/2014 12:09 PM
BadTux said...: Chairborne! ROFL.; 4/30/2014 3:55 PM
Anonymous said...: Why has he been roped off?; 4/30/2014 4:01 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: I'm assuming that he's "guarding" that B-2, or whatever aircraft's wing is across the top of the photo.; 4/30/2014 10:27 PM
Marc said...: The enlisted in the Air Force got it right - send the highest trained, highest paid personnel off to fight.; 5/01/2014 12:18 AM
bearsense said...: Not from the maintainence office ... the golf course; 5/01/2014 11:39 PM