Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, September 9, 2013

What's 70 Million Smackers Here or There?

At least that jarhead Marine got a nice photo of himself to commemorate the crash.


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4 comments:

montag said...

And they want to certify that POS for use by the POTUS.

9/09/2013 6:47 PM
bearsense said...

Never liked this bird. Liked the concept, but the execution is a nightmare.
At least with fixed-wing, you don't have the plumbing nightmare that the Osprey enjoys.
But hell, I never liked choppers either.

9/09/2013 7:52 PM
BadTux said...

So let me get this straight. They get rained on by leaking hydraulic fluid when they ride in this sucker? Say WHA?!

Look. Any other bird on the planet, if there's a few drops of hydraulic fluid, that bird gets a major inspection and repair the next day. You certainly don't get *rained* on. WTF is the matter with the Maroons, flying birds in that kind of disrepair?!

9/10/2013 3:04 AM
CenterPuke88 said...

Tux, that's partially because no other aircraft right now is running a large system at 5000 psi. 3000 psi in small systems is not uncommon, but...

The V-22 has a bad habit of spraying hydraulic fluid...kinda like an unfixed Tom.

9/11/2013 11:10 AM

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