An Opinion on the 2016 Presidential Election

Here it is:

It is not even six months since the last election. If you speculate online about who is running and where they stand in the polls, I reserve the right to make fun of you.

If you were to do that in my presence, I reserve the right to put on a pair of golfing shoes, toss you out on the street and step on your face a few times. And/or your gonads.