Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Shorter Depardieu: "Russian Caviar and Vodka is Worth the Move."

Because he is denying that he accepted a Russian passport because he is a tax evader.

Other than native KGB FSB assets who have been arrested and then traded to the Russians (or who fled to Russia), I can't think of anyone offhand that I have ever heard of who wanted a Russian passport, not since the idealism of the Bolshevik Revolution was washed away with the blood from the Great Terror, at any rate.

(Why the title.)

2 comments:

Old NFO said...

Personally, I don't think that he is going to 'like' the way he's treated when his money runs out...

Comrade Misfit said...

And he apparently has to live in Mother Russia for six months out of the year to qualify for that low tax rate. Maybe he can rent a cheap apartment in Norilsk