Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Caturday; Adoption Edition

Lots of cats need a home. If you can, please open yours to one.


That cat looked so much my Gracie (peace be upon her) that it almost broke my heart not to bring her home. But I just can't.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

In spite of my allergy to cats, and already allowing my son and his bride to be two cats, I gave permission for a third. A sweet student couple they know cannot take their cat to a new smaller apartment, so a gigantic brown tabby named Mr. President is now our newest resident here.

My sinus cavities have declared war upon me....

Anonymous said...

LOL...allowing my son and his bride to be TO HAVE two cats...that is.

They are not really catty, the two of them.