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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

A Headline You Don't See Every Day

Stolen Train Crashes Into Building in Sweden

A woman stole an empty commuter train from a depot Tuesday and drove it to a suburb of Stockholm where it derailed and slammed into an apartment building, officials said.
"The Taking of Stockholm 123"?

5 comments:

D. said...

Silver Streak?

(Finally saw most of it over the holidays. Have completely spaced why the villain crashed the train.)

w3ski said...

I thought you had to have a permit to run a train?
Must have been some kind of outlaw...
w3ski

Old NFO said...

Ah...er... I give up... I just have NOTHING for that one!

Comrade Misfit said...

One of those deadly "assault trains", perhaps?

CenterPuke88 said...

Well, I don't see a flash suppressor or bayonet lug, but most trains of this sort have some form of pistol grip controller, voila!