Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Some Days You Eat the Bacon
Some Days the Bacon Eats You

Authorities are investigating how a farmer in the US state of Oregon was devoured by his pigs.
In the long-canceled HBO series "Deadwood", Al Swearengen's favorite method of disposing of his victims was to feed them to the pigs.

Turkey bacon or macon may not be as tasty, but at least those critters won't eat you if they get the chance.

4 comments:

jurassicpork said...

It's like something right out of Hannibal, isn't it? To mine and Barb's horror, people on the PuffHo were actually making jokes about this poor guy. Where's our humanity?

w3ski said...

Hey, I have been around Turkeys both Wild and Domestic. They can be mean little suckers too. Peck your eyes out if you aren't careful, and scratch you deeply too.
w3ski

Frank W. James said...

Years ago, we had a similar incident here in my home town as in, 'Where's Dad? Have you seen him since Noon?'

'Nope. Last I saw him he was going to do the hog chores.'

"Dad" had a heart attack (they think) and after he collapsed, the pigs pretty much ate him or at least big parts of him.

His son found the 80 pounders playing soccer on the feeding floor with his head!...

All The Best,
Frank W. James

elpelso said...

One of the bad guys in the movie Snatch (with a.o. Brad Pitt) used the same method to dispose of his victims. Apparently quite efficient.