Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Wørd!

5 comments:

Unknown said...: "And the NEA" could be carved at the bottom of that second one. Critical thinking skills running rampant could spoil it for ALL the politicians.; 7/19/2012 11:41 PM
Allan S said...: Hence Texas, Arkansa and Alabama's "modifications" of their history books where they stop when the civil war ends and slavery is not mentioned! In two maybe three generations those two critical peices of American history will be totally obliterated....Allan; 7/20/2012 5:41 AM
Nangleator said...: Plus the Faux News court case where they won the right to lie to their audience.; 7/20/2012 8:18 AM
w3ski said...: I for one do NOT want to be a part of the 18th or 19th Century. I was quite happy with the 20th Century and I am looking forward to a better part of the 21rst Century than we are currently having. Jefferson had the right ideas way back then and I see No reason to change the system to placate Tex-ass. Critical thinking is an obvious good trait of our species, only an 'Ostrich' would think otherwise.
w3ski; 7/20/2012 11:13 AM
The New York Crank said...: I disagree with w3ski. If the people are able to think for themselves, before you know it they'll be governing themselves. And where does that leave the rest of us in the governing class?

Crankily yours,
The New York Crank; 7/20/2012 4:36 PM