Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Higgs Boson

They may have found it.

What the Higgs Boson is:



(Not to be confused with Bo'sun Higgs...)

2 comments:

Oldfool said...

If your Bo'sun Higgs is the same as my Bo'sun Higgs then he had a white coffee cup clipped to his belt loop and would knock you on your ass if you stepped into the bight of a line. He was a significant portion of the mass of my universe for a while. Work increased and chatter stopped when he appeared.

Lotus said...

Been wanting to say hi from this lurker for a while; this gives me a good opportunity to do it. Thanks for the video, although I do have to say I think it's a terrible explanation that will confuse a lot of people: For one thing, describing the Higgs field as a "liquid" is just, well, bad. But, of course, that's SA's problem, not yours. :-)