Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Caturday

I have no idea why Jake is only resting his head on that bad, rather than lie completely on it.

Posted by on or about 08:46
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2 comments:

wolfbitch said...

Jake is resting his head on that bed because he is a cat, because he can, because he will not be bound by your strictures on where and how to capture his flying ZZZZZZ'z, because today this and only this is the comfortable position, because his decisions and your judgements are not and will never be connected, because..... because.

But mainly because he is a cat.

And because he can.

7/21/2012 12:33 PM
Anonymous said...

My dog does things like that, although she is usually on her bed with her head hanging off of it. Or on a chair with her head hanging down.

7/21/2012 6:46 PM

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