Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 5, 2012

Big Surprise; Russian Edition

Vladimir Putin "won" the election for the presidency of Russia. Although nobody seriously disputes that Putin would have likely won in an honest election, his minions couldn't resist the impulse to rig the election.
Posted by on or about 07:34
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3 comments:

BadTux said...

Ya, independent pollsters doing exit polls say Putin won with about 55% of the vote, but you know how it goes. You're a secret policeman, you rig the vote out of habit, even if ya don't need to...

- Badtux the Eye-rolling Penguin

3/07/2012 1:46 AM
The New York Crank said...

What are ya doing? Faulting Putin for being a belt-and-suspenders guy?

Crankily yours,
—The New York Crank

3/07/2012 4:37 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

It was stupid. An honest win would have taken the wind out of the sails of the protesters. But no, he had to steal what what was going to be his, and now he's a thief.

3/07/2012 6:43 PM

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