Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Caturday; Warm Bodies Edition

All of the cats were snoozing on the heated cat beds. The problem is that I only have two of them (they're not inexpensive) and I have three cats.




George sometimes uses those heated beds as a butt-warmer.


On rare occasions, George and Gracie will share one.

Posted by on or about 07:14
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3 comments:

Allan S said...

My daughters cats lie directly on our hot water rads, after pushing off any towel we put there for their comfort. One is obese and her fat flows and fills all the grooves and valleys of the rads.

12/17/2011 7:56 AM
Nangleator said...

One wonders how the inventor of the hot water radiator completed his design, what with the prototype collecting cat bodies all the time.

12/17/2011 9:53 AM
w3ski said...

I have 2 elderly cats and a hard to heat home. At the drug store I got an inexpensieve electric heating pad and a yard of flashy material at the fabric store.
Instant kittie bed. And it's not only washable it has many sides when folded up so the cat always has a clean side waiting. When I got a second pad I cut the material in half, works great and very cheap.
A cat owned
w3ski

12/18/2011 11:57 AM

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