Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Caturday; Away Edition

Bella is hiding from my cats.


Rocky, friendly as ever.


My cats took over a couch. From front to rear, George, Gracie and Jake.

2 comments:

w3ski said...

I live with 4 indoor cats and a very friendly ferral cat outside. We have dogs too but that's another story. I love my friends, there are far more than pets. Recently spent just a night away and couldn't wait to be covered in purring furballs on my return.I love all cats but my 5 are the best ever. What's that someone said "the outside of a cat is good for what's inside you", paraphrased a bit.
w3ski

bob said...

My Rocky is named NEMO, and he wants to be the ONLY cat.