Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Don't Wear This Name Tag to an Academic Conference!

For they will shit their pants.


(This is why.)
Posted by on or about 18:41
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2 comments:

Dr. Bubbles said...

Now to be fair, they weren't real academics who shit their pants over the posters—they were administrators. (Sure, some administrators are former professors, but I'm pretty sure kool-aid is quaffed by the quart during administration initiation rituals.)

9/29/2011 8:17 PM
Anonymous said...

Hmmm, in ref to the smarter cats? I am pretty sure one of my dresses is brighter....not to go too "Fish Called Wanda" on the situation!

9/30/2011 12:40 PM

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