Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 6, 2010

The iGun

Heh. Heh. Heh.



Unfortunately, you have to buy special ammunition at the Apple Store for $2/round....
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5 comments:

dinthebeast said...

No way. You know how Jobs is about buttons... You'd have to use the software to fire an iGun.

-Doug in Oakland

8/06/2010 4:06 PM
Eck! said...

Jobs is not adverse to buttons, just too many of them. Seems that one has the right number.

And the grips are majorly cool.

My worry is AT&T is the service, it's
then unsafe as you will not be sure if it's active or not, best to obey the
rules especially the one about the
bang button.

Eck!

8/06/2010 5:52 PM
Don Brown said...

-- Be nice.

8/06/2010 10:31 PM
Mule Breath said...

The battery will only last for 3 rounds before requiring a recharge, and the charger will require replacement shortly after the warranty has expired.

8/07/2010 1:12 AM
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8/07/2010 1:13 AM

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