Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Cable News- Not Exactly an Improvement

Slate imagines how the 24 hour news jackoffs would have covered the Moon landing:



Walter Cronkite and Jules Bergman (ABC) did it far, far better.

(H/T)
Posted by on or about 07:44

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

And they wonder why I no longer watch the news with regularity. Sound bite bullshitters. What a waste of money on education for these morons currently "informing" us of anything.

7/22/2009 12:39 PM
Phil said...

Exactly! Two minutes wasted waiting for news that never came.

7/22/2009 2:04 PM
Sarah said...

That was funny. Funny and sad, as we realize how far infotainment has fallen from reporting.

7/23/2009 2:26 PM

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