Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Caturday

I did not take many photos this week.

A closeup of Jake. Usually his eyes are not as wide open as this, he seems to prefer the wise look rather than the startled look.

A rare moment of calm between Jake and Gracie before they begin bapping at each other over who gets to lie on the couch.

3 comments:

Sarah said...: Jake's looks like a mugshot. "No one saw me. I wasn't even there when it happened."; 5/30/2009 10:38 AM
Lockwood said...: Are Jake's eyes really that different in color, or is that just an effect of the lighting. I think he looks kind of sad and pensive in that picture... nice one.; 5/30/2009 3:50 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Jake's eyes are a very pale green.; 5/30/2009 4:42 PM